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October 30 2019

HasBean – A day in the life #39

Consultant: It’s really important to explain to the staff why they are doing the assessment, and how the data will be used afterwards.
HasBean: Nonsense, I’ll just send an email telling them to complete it by Friday!
Employee 1: So, I selected every skill at all levels, to make sure I’m not the next one out the door. You?
Employee 2: I didn’t select any skills, I’ve been working here for years, so my redundancy package will be worth taking.
Union Rep: As the Union Rep, I’ll explain that we’re considering strike action, because there has been no consultation at all!
Director: WHAT?
HasBean: [thinks] Maybe I’ll be safe if I fire that consultant.